I love these random-spam text thingies. Here's the latest Viagra advert:
Now this is a load of nonsense, but it's clearly a song trying to get out. It's one of those "laundry list" songs, where a number of assertions of a similar sort are made after the other. Something does something to something else in this formula. Here's how to make it into song:
Renault pigeonholes hurt fistfight
Jobina knits powerful ingredient
Gemini mollifys lovely handcar
Robert overbuilds young kilometer
That's how to do it, aha aha, that's how to do it yeah.
Juliann administrates few adorableness
Helga introverts moaning feverishness
Ufa circularizes thoughtful bluest
Krystle resaws scary colonialist
Nunez rejoices defiant phonologist
And then, and then.
Denise wraps low dryness
And
Zorn enjoys fuzzy emittance
And more, and more...
Macarthur succeeds fancy shoehorn
Chernobyl proportionates unusual gerund
Ufa recommissions wicked amnesty
Cele progresss impossible poignancy
Leonidas loids unusual altruism
Calli flares embarrassed fermium
Are you ready? are you ready?
Bobina hyperimmunizes envious snooker
Asa desolates hard bleater
Sabrina guys soft storekeeper
And the soft storekeeper, becomes hard...
..with Viagra.
Renault pigeonholes hurt fistfight Gemini mollifys lovely handcar
Ramonda disembarasss dull anklet Denise appreciates bloody wencher
Robert overbuilds young kilometer Krystle trams tired mandrake
Juliann administrates few adorableness Macarthur succeeds fancy shoehorn
Ufa circularizes thoughtful bluest Ufa recommissions wicked amnesty
Krystle resaws scary colonialist Jobina knits powerful ingredient
Zorn cerebrates awful biotin Zorn enjoys fuzzy emittance
Helga introverts moaning feverishness Leonidas loids unusual altruism
Calli flares embarrassed fermium Gemini deposes bloody halves
Cele progresss impossible poignancy Vella retests silly medico
Bobina hyperimmunizes envious snooker Asa desolates hard bleater
your ID: YRIKDwEcJg4GChgOCAQMAxVfHQETWwMcBEpPT0sBSU2x_bGzt_m3tbq5ubK1vby7a98
Sabrina guys soft storekeeper Averill grooves ppearance buggy
Bobina exudes awful carsickness Nunez rejoices defiant phonologist
Chernobyl proportionates unusual gerund Denise wraps low dryness
Ramonda disembarasss dull anklet Denise appreciates bloody wencher
Robert overbuilds young kilometer Krystle trams tired mandrake
Juliann administrates few adorableness Macarthur succeeds fancy shoehorn
Ufa circularizes thoughtful bluest Ufa recommissions wicked amnesty
Krystle resaws scary colonialist Jobina knits powerful ingredient
Zorn cerebrates awful biotin Zorn enjoys fuzzy emittance
Helga introverts moaning feverishness Leonidas loids unusual altruism
Calli flares embarrassed fermium Gemini deposes bloody halves
Cele progresss impossible poignancy Vella retests silly medico
Bobina hyperimmunizes envious snooker Asa desolates hard bleater
your ID: YRIKDwEcJg4GChgOCAQMAxVfHQETWwMcBEpPT0sBSU2x_bGzt_m3tbq5ubK1vby7a98
Sabrina guys soft storekeeper Averill grooves ppearance buggy
Bobina exudes awful carsickness Nunez rejoices defiant phonologist
Chernobyl proportionates unusual gerund Denise wraps low dryness
Now this is a load of nonsense, but it's clearly a song trying to get out. It's one of those "laundry list" songs, where a number of assertions of a similar sort are made after the other. Something does something to something else in this formula. Here's how to make it into song:
Renault pigeonholes hurt fistfight
Jobina knits powerful ingredient
Gemini mollifys lovely handcar
Robert overbuilds young kilometer
That's how to do it, aha aha, that's how to do it yeah.
Juliann administrates few adorableness
Helga introverts moaning feverishness
Ufa circularizes thoughtful bluest
Krystle resaws scary colonialist
Nunez rejoices defiant phonologist
And then, and then.
Denise wraps low dryness
And
Zorn enjoys fuzzy emittance
And more, and more...
Macarthur succeeds fancy shoehorn
Chernobyl proportionates unusual gerund
Ufa recommissions wicked amnesty
Cele progresss impossible poignancy
Leonidas loids unusual altruism
Calli flares embarrassed fermium
Are you ready? are you ready?
Bobina hyperimmunizes envious snooker
Asa desolates hard bleater
Sabrina guys soft storekeeper
And the soft storekeeper, becomes hard...
..with Viagra.
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