This morning was a rude awakening. The actual getting out of bed was fine, but the arrival of my damp proofing guys revealed the need to totally empty the rooms they will be working in, including the carpets. Before leaving for work today, I did a dozen or so trips up the stairs and removed and stored 4 carpets. I'm absolutely knackered.
All I could think of as I sweated my way around the house was Vic Reeves's lucky carpet song.