I was impressed when I read about a Mr Andrew Goodwill's lone crusade against credit card fraud. Less so when I saw his website URL - www.yournicked.co.uk - surely it should be yourenicked.co.uk? Or is it about things of you that have been nicked?

Quick joke I thought of in the sandwich shop:

A man goes to a Greek restaurant and asks the waiter for a salad. The waiter asks him whether he'd like some nice Greek cheese in the salad and the man replies - "No thanks, I prefer my salad unfettered".