I arrived in Edinburgh at 8:20 on Monday Morning. Now, it's around 18:20 on Friday... that's 106 hours I've been in Edinburgh. I have recently left my 25th show (or other event-type of thing). My current average is seeing one show every 4 and a quarter hours. That's ludicrously intense. Yesterday was an 8 show day, the day before a 7 show day... I'm not sure that Mal has any idea what's about to hit him.

I am holding my sanity in something of a vice-like grip... the sort of grip that needs one's fingers to be prised away one by one... and with a minimum of 14 more shows to go, before we leave on Monday night (and I have a few pencilled in which may add to this total), I have a funny feeling that my metaphoric fingers ain't safe.

Still, I've seen "Kebab, the Musical", "Jerry Springer, the Opera" and "Geoffrey Hayes in Over The Rainbow" (that's THE Geoffrey, you know!). I would never have had a chance to see them if I'd stayed in Newcastle. Admittedly, I might have had the chance to see "Zipp - 100 musicals in 90 minutes", if I'd not come to Edinburgh, since it's in Newcastle shortly... but that's cool, I could go to see it again!

This is Edinburgh's foremost Internet Cafe from which I address you all - it's run by the same company that run EasyJet - it's called EasyInternet, but is known locally (by at least me) as EasyPorn.

Have fun... be seeing you.