What is it that happens in a man's life which makes his impulse purchasing remarkably homely. Wilko Waffle-Weave tea towels... Given my love of alliteration, these shall now be termed Wilko Waffle Weave Wet Washing-up Wipers. They'll go nicely with the new tray and place mats I also recently bought without planning to. At this rate, I'll actually start using the Kleen-eze catalogue which people keep putting through my letter box and then later disturb me in order to demand them back.