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Monday, July 21

Over at the Ashley Frieze site, we have a link to a clip of me in action... how exciting.


These just get sillier. A Prince and Doctor who wants me (yes, me) to pretend to be a next of kin in order to receive some cash. What sort of imbecile falls for a scam like this.


PRINCE(Dr)JOEL DILO
Director of Operations,
Energy and Mineral Resources Dept
Lagos,Nigeria.

Attn:The President/CEO

Sir,

I would like to begin by way of introduction,my name
is
PRINCE(Dr)JOEL DILO.I am a senior employee of Nigerian
Department of Energy and Mineral Resources.You were
introduced to us in confidence through the Chambers of
Commerce and Foreign trade division.

I am writing this letter to solicit your co-operation
in order to redeem an investment currently held under
trust with the department of Energy and Mineral
Resources of Nigeria.The said investment now valued at
USD $35.5Million(Thirty five million five hundred
Thousand United States dollars)only was originally
purchased by one Mr. ZHANG CHIN LEE and leased to the
Transvaal Orange Mining Corporation in 1977.Since the
maturity of this contract in September 1997,several
attempts have been made without success to contact
Mr.ZHANG CHIN LEE or any of his close relatives in
whose favour the investment cash value can be paid.

My partner who is the Account Director in the same
ministry with me have initiated the process of filing
a
claims for this money with the hope of having the
funds
transferred to you.In order to do this,we will require
you to stand as the NEXT-OF-KIN to Mr.ZHANG CHIN LEE
the owner of the money.After which we will file a
claim for this money from the Department of Energy and
Mineral Resources,indicating that you were appointed
by Mr.CHIN LEE to be the beneficiary of these funds.

When the claim is approved you as the beneficiary will
paid the sum of USD$35.5Million.The money will be paid
directly to any bank of your choice. You will have the
responsibility to ensure that my partner and I receive
70% of the money while you keep 30% for your
assistance.I want to assure you that my partner and I
are in a position to make the payment of this claim
possible provided that you can give us very strong
guarantee that our share will be secured,and that you
will not take advantage of our position.

Be assured that there is absolutely nothing to worry
about in view of this claim.It is perfectly safe
with no risks involved,and it is not subject to any
inquiry,since my partner and I will be handling the
claim directly in Nigeria on your behalf.If my
proposal is acceptable to you,please acknowedge the
receipt of this mail by supplying the following
information to me urgently to commence the
documentation in your favour:

a)Your complete names
b)Your company name
c)Your Residential address
d)Your private telephone number
e)Your private fax number
f)Your private email

Upon receiving your response,I provide you with more
clarifications about the claim and how we intend to
make this deal beneficial to both parties
involved.Please reach me at the above E-mail
or contact me via telephone number:234-803-302-5573 or
fax 234-9.272-2046.

Hope to hear from you soon.

PRINCE(Dr)JOEL DILO

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