More spam, and this time from someone claiming to miss me:

Thing is, it's nice to think that someone misses me and perhaps wants to hook up... but then this one appears to have a screw loose. Indeed, the original sentiment gets quite scary when the message turns into basic gibberish. Is it part of an internet campaign to make everyone think that they have a crazed stalker?

All the world's a rich vein of the amazing, amusing and freaky!