Oh dear.

That gig didn't go very well... onwards and upwards, though.

Another day another dollar. Indeed. Though it's really inconvenient being paid in dollars when I work in the UK and have to convert them to... ah what's the point!? of course I don't get paid in dollars. I get paid in Livres Sterling. It's English money, but a French accountant... stop it! You're not funny Ashley!

Of course I'm funny! I'm just misunderstood.

Crisis over.

Anyone got any spare sleep?

I have long theorised how much better the day would be if only it were 28 hours long. Perhaps the solution is to reduce the rotational velocity of the earth. I've been wondering how we could do that. If we took a small country, perhaps the size of wales, and rapidly accelerated it in the same direction that the earth is rotating - using, say, a massive low loader, would this impact on the earth's rotational velocity enough to allow me to sleep more and still stay up as late as I do?

Or would I simply end up with a bunch of pissed off Welsh people and more bags under my eyes from staying up even longer?