I didn't have a gig tonight, so I went to watch one.

In Brighton.

I got to give my friend, who was performing in the gig, a lift home after too. She lives 50 miles from my house.

I don't know. You give a man a fuel allowance and he thinks he's a bus driver... you give a comedian a night off and he thinks he's an audience member...

It was a fun gig to watch - the funny women competition. My friend did well. She used a joke that I wrote. I was amused in a manner perpendicular to the audience.