Concerning this offer from Rose...

I'm worried that she's flirting with all of us at once (and that she's clearly fictional). Mainly that she's started something that's hard to finish. I'm not really into the idea of a threesome, and I haven't even counted how many of you are in this email chain, let alone worked out the name for that amount of a -some.

If you guys want to go ahead and take Rose up on her offer, that's fine, but I'm afraid I can't join in. It's just not for me. I was usually last to be picked out for a football team, so some sort of internet-fixed-up orgy is just going to leave me feeling awkward.

Please let Rose down gently on my behalf.

Good luck.

Be careful.

Ashley