So, I'm writing my blog and some spam comes in to my mailbox. I don't realise it's spam - I just hear the "tada" - the message of new mail. SpamNet eats the message and I get the disappointment of not receiving the mail. So I went to see what I'd missed. Here's the claim:
Which is just silly. They may as well claim that it:
Then I highlighted the mail to paste it here... why not, eh! and realised that, as a way of trying to fool lesser spam filters, they've inserted random words into the text, white on a white background so you don't see them if you look at the mail in your mail program - with these extra words, it's quite a funny set of claims:
I personally plan to buy some to plunder some scaffoldings.
"We Do What Viagra Can't"
*GAIN UP TO 3" IN LENGTH IN JUST WEEK
*BECOME THICKER AND FULLER
*MULTIPLE, MORE EXPLOSIVE ORGASMS
*ENDLESS STAYING POWER
*SAY GOODBYE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION
*BOOST TESTOSTERONE LEVELS
*INCREASE CONFIDENCE AND VITALITY
*GAIN UP TO 3" IN LENGTH IN JUST WEEK
*BECOME THICKER AND FULLER
*MULTIPLE, MORE EXPLOSIVE ORGASMS
*ENDLESS STAYING POWER
*SAY GOODBYE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION
*BOOST TESTOSTERONE LEVELS
*INCREASE CONFIDENCE AND VITALITY
Which is just silly. They may as well claim that it:
- Reduces cholesterol
- Removes lines and wrinkles
- Irons your clothes
- Takes 5 pounds of excess weight off per week
- Increases the value of your home
- Guarantees at least one big lottery win per year
Then I highlighted the mail to paste it here... why not, eh! and realised that, as a way of trying to fool lesser spam filters, they've inserted random words into the text, white on a white background so you don't see them if you look at the mail in your mail program - with these extra words, it's quite a funny set of claims:
"We Do What Viagra Can't" plundering scaffoldings humidity
*GAIN UP TO 3" IN LENGTH IN JUST WEEKS illuminate brakeman hungriest
*BECOME THICKER AND FULLER tantamount counsel immaculate
*MULTIPLE, MORE EXPLOSIVE ORGASMS postcard hungered actuating
*ENDLESS STAYING POWER meteoritic crafted schizoid
*GAIN UP TO 3" IN LENGTH IN JUST WEEKS illuminate brakeman hungriest
*BECOME THICKER AND FULLER tantamount counsel immaculate
*MULTIPLE, MORE EXPLOSIVE ORGASMS postcard hungered actuating
*ENDLESS STAYING POWER meteoritic crafted schizoid
I personally plan to buy some to plunder some scaffoldings.
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