The beauty of having a camera phone is that you can capture things which momentarily amuse you and post them on the internet. Last week, walking home after the theatre, I was finally amused by the name of a local takeaway:
Boti - that's like botty
I was so amused that I actually sent that image to a couple of friends. I don't know if either of their phones have the facility to receive picture messages. Ah dear - it's a place named after your arse. Ha ha ha.
Then the following morning, I walked past the following sign. It's the sort of sign that the council would post for official reasons - despite the fact that nobody reads them, or reacts to them.
We officially have nothing to say
Finally, when my car wasn't working properly a couple of months back, I went to a scrap yard looking for a spare part. I found this most appropriate use of a Nissan Micra: