A van driver pulled out behind me this morning and appeared to be giving me the "wanker" sign. I wondered what I'd done wrong. Then he did it again. Then I realised that he was actually shaking a pen. The pen he was using to do the crossword puzzle/sudoku in his newspaper.

At 80.

In the outside lane of a 3 lane motorway.

I don't agree with such behaviour, but what a dude!