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Sunday, October 15

Another 419 Scam

I know that posting these has caused me some bother in the last week, but they're funny. Enjoy:

From: Lady Toreth Hughes []

From: Lady Toreth Hughes

52 Oxford Street,

Manchester M13 9L,


Here writes Lady Toreth Hughes, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am

married to Sir Richard Hughes an Englishman who is dead. My husband was

into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together

as man and wife lasted for three decades without child. My husband died

after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the

down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he had passion for

persons who can not help themselves due to physical disability or

financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a


from this relationship, which never came.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 20 Million (20

Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling which were derived from his vast

estates and investment in capital market) with his bank here in UK.

Presently, this money is still with the Bank.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the

cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is

the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard

reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate


fund to you and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands

effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the

down-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons


prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit

this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy

persons and I do not want my husband\'s hard earned money to be misused


invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want this money to be

misused hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid


death hence I know where I am going. I do not need any telephone

communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health and because


the presence of my husband\'s relatives around me. I do not want them


know about this development.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the

bank in UK. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will

empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is

that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please assure me that you

will act just as I have stated herein. Hope to hear from you soon.

You can contact me through my personal email

Lady Toreth Hughes

Brilliant. Excellent use of language, Christianity, the gentry and poor layout.


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