Maybe it is perfectly normal for a nearly 33 year old man to own a hand cream. I'm not the only one in my office to do so. In fact the particular brand of cream I use can be found on someone else's desk. It's just that my hands have been getting awfully dry and this has been exacerbated my Diy tasks. I went to a chemist and asked for something non greasy. So a politician was out of the question. A hand cream is, apparently, a special medicine for hands. It works. They should market that.

I didn't buy hand cream because I'm worth it. I bought it because my hands were sore.