I thought it might be interesting for my own benefits, if not for anyone else's to note down what I did on stage on Monday night in approximately the order I did it. This will mean very little to the casual reader, but will show me what constituted a set in mid to late 2008.

• The hilarious crap in bed song
• The new erectile dysfunction joke
• My stuck in the middle with you parody and the Cradley Heath story about pikeys after it
• A bit of banter with some american girls who heckled
• One way or another
• The Lv Sng - text speak love song
• Message to men
• Old lady
• Lower your standards
• Baby one more time
• Who Ate All The Pies
• The Star Wars song
• 30 seconds

I didn't do quite a few things, but the above was an account of myself which took 32 minutes. I also had a bit of random banter with audience members. I severely need to write some new material. It's hard to write new material, especially as a musical comedian. A lot of the ideas I have for material seem to be copies of other stuff, or too obvious to be funny. I shall have to discipline myself to write something better at some stage. There, I've said it.

Last night I managed to achieve a few tasks, including a full kitchen surface washdown, something to eat, some laundering, a laptop wireless installation, some chapters read of my book and an evening out. Not bad.

Tonight I'm on the DIY trail again, my previous plans having fallen through.

Here's to good times, being there for your friends, and having fun wherever possible.