They linked Facebook use to Syphilis
I hope that I won't get it
Though I know that there are viruses
Kicking around on the net

A friend of mine on myspace
Met a ladyboy called Lola
She gave him gonorrhea, herpes
clap, gout and ebola

You're best not to connect
on the net with the other sex
But if you do, then please install
A firewall upon your balls