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Monday, June 23

My luck never seems to stop - another fantastic business offer today:

From: Dr. Eze John.

Hello,

I am Dr. Eze John an ex-executive staff of the Mobil Oil Nigeria Limited, I got your contact from a business Directory. I seek your assistance to transfer $14.3million Dollars into a foreign Account. A total $28.6million was realized for a contract executed in 1993 by myself and a partner from the supplies of hydraulic and electromechanical components to a company in South Africa. My partner Mr. Ernest Obi traveled to South Africa to collect the payment and that was the last i heard from him. I was given
an early retirement in 1994 and all hopes until date.

On the 18th of November, 2002 I received a parcel from a courier service, enclosed were documents of deposit of my share of the funds (14.3m) in a trunk in a security company in Europe and of a branch in Malaysia, a letter was also enclosed and was addressed from my friend Mr. obi saying he was sorry and he is now married with two kids, but he did not disclose his where about to me. I immediately contacted the Security Company and they gave me a confirmation of the trunk. I also contacted my attorney and h e assured me that he will be able to make a change of beneficiary to who ever would be able to assist me in the collection of the consignment from the company .

You are to assist me in going to Europe with all necessary documents I will forward to you and collect this consignment, open an account and then deposit this funds until my arrival in your country to do the sharing .Upon your assistance I shall offer you 20% of the funds, and 70% for me, the balance 10% will be set aside for all expenses incurred during the course of this transaction.

I will also require the under listed information to enable my attorney make a change of beneficiary to your name and also minute the company of your assistance.

1.YOURLEGITIMATE NAME

2.AGE

3.CONTACT ADRESS (NOT P.O.BOX)

4.MARITAL STATUS

5.TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBERS

6.NATIONALITY

7.AREA OF SPECIALISATION

8.POSITION HELD IN OFFICE

With all this I will inform my attorney of your assistance and also minute the Security Company of your assistance. I will also require a letter of invitation once the funds are cleared because of my health conditions being a diabetic patient so that I can travel overseas to treat myself and then come back to Nigeria to set up my already registered oil company to take care of my family over here. I await your response to this effect, as this may be a long lasting business relationship between us.

Regards,

Dr. Eze John.

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