Highlights of the last twenty four hours would include various frivolous and totally unreportable emails and text messages alongside cleaning the toilet, reading a book and reading stuff on the net. It's worth pointing out that these myriad unrelated activities are of different magnitudes of highlightery on the scale.

When a highlight of one's live involves cleaning the toilet, there's definitely a time to stand back and take a good hard look at your life. In my case, I also cleaned bath and sink... that's not helping. I think the point is that I've been looking at these fittings and wanting them cleaned, but have somehow felt powerless to clean them. Apathy is a bigger enemy than misfortune. Anyway, they're clean now. If only I'd also done the washing up...!

I'm amused from reading the net, since I've read a rather witty review of a comedy night and a great preview of a night I'm supposed to be performing in. Apparently I'll be hitting them with my "funny stick". That reads funny in my book. On top of that I read a quote from a "spokes person" - that's a great typo. He's the guy who deals with the bits connecting the inside to the outside of their wheel. Ho de ho.