This is an academic exercise, concerning why a person such as me could so easily have fallen for the girl in Subway, who proved to have such strong religious beliefs that a deep-seated incompatibility was discovered. But, had she not, and had she, perhaps, been a bit older, and had she, perhaps, had some personality traits that were compatible with my own, then here are the reasons that a man like me MIGHT have fallen head over heels:

1. She works in Subway... STAFF DISCOUNT!
2. She knows how to make a really nice sandwich
3. She is good with numbers, able as she is, to manipulate the till to make exactly the same sandwich cost less if you use the right offers
4. She agrees with me that an Oatmeal and Raisin cookie is pretty much health food
5. She is always pleasant and polite
6. She's always washed to at least food-hygiene standards
7. She remembers my favourite sort of bread - I love it when girls remember breads
8. She's a dab-hand with a sauce bottle
9. She can wield a knife near me and I'm not scared
10. She feeds me when I'm hungry
11. I only have to pay £3.49 per time I see her
12. She knows how to handle my 12" - she puts it in the toaster

This got well and truly silly, and went way beyond the 10. It turns out that I'm scraping the barrel before I've even started.

So, it's obvious.

I must actually love the woman in B&Q who sells me power tools.