From: "Derrick Reyes"
Subject: doge craggy buchwald
appearance biotic binary ansi. amsterdam consortium brought bigelow clan
abominable. arbutus apostolic
claustrophobia alto calculate cit chang competent abyss. anisotropic
baldpate crackpot burlington cherry credenza bureaucrat.
and the hidden meaning?
binary ansi - a means of coding a message for computers
amsterdam consortium brought bigelow - that must surely be Billy Bigelow from Carousel. Perhaps this is a musicals society in Amsterdam who like Rogers and Hammerstein.
clan abominable - a group of yeti
arbutus apostolic - a tree, that writes or is something to do with apostles.
claustrophobia alto - a singer who doesn't like to be confined.
calculate cit - one more than "bit"
chang competent abyss - a chinese dynasty which was good at dealing with holes
anisotropic baldpate crackpot - a misshapen balding nutter - that's me!
burlington cherry credenza - a special wooden sideboard made by Burlington Bertie from Bow.
bureaucrat - Berlington Bertie now works in an office
So, in summary:
Look at the bar codes on yoghurts, they contain a message about a production of Carousel being staged in Amsterdam by a group of yeti. There's a message on the trees that one of the chorus is afraid of being trapped more than just a bit in a gap organised by the chinese dynasty. Some out of shape balding nutter (me) should look in the sideboard in the office.
It's all so logical. So when do I get the Viagra, then?