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Monday, April 20

I'm always a dick when it comes to spammers

I got this:

Hi,

My name is 
Vinay and I am from very reputed India based Mobile Application Development Company. Our Company conceives, develops and manages high quality applications for mobiles.

WE DEVELOP CHART TOPPING MOBILE APPS with world class UI & UX for businesses to whom mobile is equally important as web.

 
Our Expertise:
Ø  iOS App Development
Ø  Android App Development
Ø  Mobile App UI Design
 
Please get back to us to know with your Queries, Requirement & best quote in case you are interested.
I’m waiting for your reply.

Kinds Regards,
Vinay
[Business Development Consultant  

So I sent this:
Hi there

How much for an app that would divest ligature modification and optimise monetary concerns with the aim of selling one million units worldwide by q4 2017?

Best and final offer only please.
Their next reply:
Hello Ashley,

Many thanks for your email. My name is Kunal, looking after the web and mobile apps development for Infoicon Technologies (P) Ltd. I'll be taking this conversation ahead.

Our Portfolio: www.infoicontechnologies.com/portfolios/

We are a 100+ Professional ISO 9001:2008 certified company serving only international clients from past 8 years and provide services in following vertical:

1. Web design & development.
2. Mobile apps development.
3. SEO, SMO, Online reputation management and brand management.

We have gone through your email and we are very much interested in developing the solution for iOS and Android.

Please let us know the exact scope of work so that we can derive the best solution for the same to take this ahead.
Look forward to hear from you.

Thanks and Regards,
To which I countered with:
Hi Kunal

I'll break it down for you:

divest ligature modification - in other words, where ligaturisation has been static, it needs to be reopened for delegation and alternate considerations

optimise monetary concerns with - inefficient pecuniary situations should be reconsidered for potential growth via channel multiplicity

selling one million units worldwide by q4 2017 - this is the straightforward piece - the success must be set in place for a million unit deadline October 2017, which means going live right away to push cumulative advantage.

I haven't time to waste on this. Please only reply with your best and final offer. We need to get the project live by close of April.

A couple of weeks pass
Hello Ashley,

Hope all is well. Just wondering if you can provide me an update so that we can take this to next level.

Look forward to hear from you soon.

Thanks & Regards,
Kunal

So I replied
Hi Kunal,

We're now behind the deadline.

Would you be capable to work with autonomics and manifestational geometry for predictive proto-classification of intra-mural vestitudes?

I'd need the app to provide those features to the market by the close of next week. Can you give me a best and final price, please?


Ashley


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