Given that I now, apparently, have a secretary, here's the 7 day diary forecast so that he can answer questions on my behalf.

Friday 23rd - going to my sister's house for dinner after work
Saturday 24th - a sleep in, a day of DIY and then off to see Bill Bailey in the evening (if you're a Bill Bailey fan, then get in touch - I have a spare ticket), then I'm going to a party in London after.
Sunday 25th - receiving my family at my house - maybe it will be vaguely clean and/or heated, then a gig in the evening
Monday 26th - techying for a sketch show in London
Tuesday 27th -
Wednesday 28th -
Thursday 1st -
Friday 2nd -

Yes! 4 days of nothing planned. This means I'll be doing DIY - probably fitting skirting boards or something like that. Maybe some plaster patching.