However, maybe it's actually a misunderstanding. Maybe the reason for the mandate is to meet some rule or other that's imposed for the common good. How can you beat such a ruling? With other rulings.
Cue the "workplace health and safety display screen equipment survey". Yes, DSE. Display screen equipment. Also known as "a monitor". My survey asked me to explain why I'm comfortable at my desk. I wrote that I had a problem with glare owing to the light. Now I'm working with the system from within. Now, I've registered that I'm getting headaches from using my DSE because of the G.L.A.R.E. and maybe they can D.O. something about it.
Or maybe it'll be filed for the inquest into my sudden blindness.
So long as I can still smell the petrol, I should be able to find my car. Maybe I should put those bullbars on it.